Brother, friend, lover.
Thorin being majestic while cursing in Khuzdul.
*walks into the halloween aisle* i’m home
My first attempt at making a zine!
In all honesty, the drawings are not very good and there are some spelling mistakes and stuff, but y’know. Live and learn. Hopefully I’ll make one once a month (that’s the goal). Anyway, enjoy!
OMG LOOK AT ALL THIS SWEET ADVICE
things I want in the extended edition
- beorn calling bilbo “little bunny” and the dwarves being very possessive of their burglar [especially thorin]
- thorin and bilbo alone in mirkwood and thorin being overly protective”master baggins stay behind me it is not safe” “thorin it’s a deer for goodness sake”
- more drunk!wood-elves
- WOOD-ELVES PARTYING
- thorin trying to impress bilbo but coming off as really dumb [“what is this place” “this master baggins is a town of men”]
- MORE BARDLINGS! MUCH MORE BARDLINGS. WE CANNOT HAVE TOO MANY BARDLINGS
- more bard being bad-ass [“we know where you live!” “it’s a small town, alfrid. everyone knows where everyone lives.”]
- bilbo having a cold and the dwarves coddling him
- THE CRAZY PARTY THAT MADE BOFUR WAKE UP LATE. AND ALL THE DWARES GETTING DRUNK [even thorin. especially thorin] and bilbo having to make sure they don’t go off and cause a riot
- thranduil freaking out because where is legolas my bby my little greenleaf
- exactly what made thorin think pouring molten gold on a dragon would work
in which Bowie’s face is a mystery
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
anon’s request for bagginshield